R.I.P. Bart Bass

Bart Bass, Gossip Girl‘s hot silver bullet, kicked the bucket on last night’s episode.  So long Bart!

Daddycatcher and Miss Jenn were hoping for a spectacular demise.  We’ve come to expect tragic and dramatic downfalls from the Upper East Siders of Gossip Girl.  However, Bart’s death came in the form of an off-screen motor accident.  Obviously, it was more important to show the rekindling of Serena and Dan‘s sexual fire for each other.

Now it looks like Chuck Bass will be the heir to a massive fortune.  Unless, Lily gets it all and shares it with Rufus.  Oh, Rufus. Le Sigh!  (When you click on Rufus, you’ll notice that Wikipedia states that “this character is not notable enough to deserve his own article.”  POPPYCOCK! Apparenty, neither does Lily Bass formerly Lily van der Woodsen. POPPYCOCK x 2.)