This line from Wednesday’s Modern Family was one of Daddycatcher’s favorites, courtesy of Cameron:
When things are relaxed I’m great in social situations. I would have fit in at the Algonquin Round Table. But when the stakes are high, I get a little tense. I’d be the guy that would knock over the round table. And Dorothy Parker would make a quip, James Thurber would laugh, and then I would end up leaving crying.