A Proposition

Rarely does this ever happen to Daddycatcher:

As Daddycatcher was walking from the theatre to the subway tonight he passed Langan’s, the Irish pub next to the stage door of the Palace Theatre.  Two very drunk girls were smoking outside.  As Daddycatcher neared them, he heard the shorter girl say, “I need to have sex with someone other than myself.”  As soon as she finished that sentence, she noticed Daddycatcher walking by her and asked, “do you want to have sex with me?”

Without missing a beat, Daddycatcher retorted back, “I’m gay,” and kept on walking.  The short girl’s friend starting laughing and yelling out, “burn!”

See what you get for interrupting Daddycatcher’s post-work walk while listening to Into the Woods.

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