Rub-a-dub-dub, Some Bros in a Tub

Will wonders never cease!?!

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A rooftop bath with a Bikini-clad woman rub down.

A gator in a tent.

A jacked “bad-ass-biker-dude.”

BROdy, Frankie Delgado, and Sleazy T watching The Soup on Tuesdays.  The Soup!?!  Daddycatcher is a huge fan of The Soup too, but the boys should be watching How I Met Your Mother to bone up (he he he) on The Bro Code.

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Barney is watching you, BROdy!  And he’s proud of the Daddycatcher for applying The Bro Code to episode four of Bromance.

ARTICLE 34 – BROS CANNOT MAKE EYE CONTACT DURING A DEVIL’S THREEWAY (two dudes).

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During camp fire stories, each of the bro-mates tells a funny hook-up story.  But Alex takes the prize for telling a story about meeting a girl who he begins to hook up only to have a male friend of hers want to join in.

ARTICLE 38 – EVEN IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH, A BRO NEVER PUNCHES ANOTHER BRO IN THE GROIN.

BROdy sets up a strength test by pitting the potential Bros against a “bad-ass-biker-dude” named Mario.  Whoever lasts the longest in the ring with Mario gets special one-on-one time with BROdy.

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Daddycatcher commends all the Bros for getting in the ring with Mario.  He would have whined like a little girl, punched Mario in the groin, and headed for the hills.

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But seriously, BROdy is just making sure his new Bro will have his back whenever it’s needed.  Thus, BROdy is well-versed in ARTICLE 147 – IF A BRO SEES ANOTHER BRO GET INTO A FIGHT, HE IMMEDIATELY HAS HIS BRO’S BACK.

Daddycatcher is pretty sure he’s seen Mario at Rawhide in Chelsea!

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Just kidding! Or is he?

ARTICLE 41 – A BRO NEVER CRIES.

Article 41 should not even exist when applied to this cast of reality TV wannabes.  They cry at the drop of a hat.  And when Dr. Greg, BROdy’s life coach, joins them for a hug-it-out session, the emotions just come flying out.  These guys’ tears could save California from another draught.

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ARTICLE 96 – BROS SHALL GO CAMPING ONCE A YEAR, OR AT LEAST ATTEMPT TO START A FIRE

Daddycatcher would never have pegged BROdy Jenner as a camper.  Somehow, it elevates his hotness even more so.  We’ll debit douche points.

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Wait, is that a gator he’s slipping into the bro-mates tents?  Award him some douche points.

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It looks like it’s a draw on douche points today.

ARTICLE 122 – A BRO IS ALWAYS PSYCHED. ALWAYS.

Gary and Chris looked like the could have cared less about being camping.  Luke, Alex and Femi were completely enthralled fishing with BROdy.  They just sat off on the sidelines.

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Listen, if Daddycatcher can still be psyched four episodes into Bromance (and he’s trying really hard), then Gary and Chris can muster some energy. They need a “Get Psyched” Mix.  Barney can help…

Clearly, the “Get Psyched” Mix came a little too late for poor Gary as he was not allowed to get cleaned up by a bikini-clad woman. He was booted out this week.  BROdy gave Gary a tender good-bye.

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Luke was the winner of the fighting challenge and got to have a nice surf-and-turf dinner with BROdy while the others ate the fish they caught from the lake.  Luke seems to be the one to beat.

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2 Responses to “Rub-a-dub-dub, Some Bros in a Tub”

  1. your a fucklen ass hole Mario is not gay i know him personaly he has a wonderful girl freind for your INFO u need to get a fucken life

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