ROCK OF AGES – The Fu**in’ Film

Most people in Daddycatcher’s office will squeal in delight when they read this post today. Daddycatcher will cover his ears and duck into the conference room so as not to hear the inevitable casting debate.

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“Should Constantine Maroulis recreate his role?”

“He is not a name. No one will buy tickets to see him.”

“I’ll go see him. But I’d take a whole group if Will Swenson were cast.”

“And if he were shirtless throughout the entire movie.”

Daddycatcher (underneath the conference table curled in the fetal position): “Stop the madness! Will Sweson’s face is tore up! He’s got a nice six-pack but that’s where the compliments end!”

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Yes, folks, the death of the movie musical is at hand, again! Rock of Ages is becoming a film.

Daddycatcher is done spending time on this subject. Read the Playbill report. He’s going to go back to work now.

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3 Responses to “ROCK OF AGES – The Fu**in’ Film”

  1. I’ve been to see Rock of Ages 5 times and yes, absolutely, if Constantine is cast I’ll be there especially since I won’t even have to fly to see him perform in this. He’d be coming to a theater near me!!

  2. Angie Heather Says:

    OMFG!! I LOVE CONSTANTINE! I HAVE BEEN STALKING HIM FOR YEARS!! HE SIMPLY MUST DO THIS MOVIE!! THIS ROLE WAS CREATED FOR HIM!!!

  3. Christopher (another one) Says:

    Rock of Ages is a miserable show… I left at intermission. What a waste of celluloid this will be.

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