XOXO Gossip Girl

Daddycatcher is so excited about the talk of a Gossip Girl spinoff.

He’s come up with a few ideas that The CW may want to take into consideration:

THE DOUCHEBAG DIAIRIES

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In pursuit of inspiration, Aaron Rose, searches through the annals of the Lower East Side’s hipster community for the perfect muse. Along the way, he meets a group of wayward artists led by a scrappy model Agnes. Never having met an STD he didn’t like, Aaron begins courting the fiery Agnes, hoping for an artistic breakthrough.

BAREFOOT IN BROOKLYN

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A classic story gets a modern twist when Nate and Vanessa move into a plush Brooklyn apartment in DUMBO. She is a bohemian coffee server and he looks good shirtless. Will their obvious differences collide in a battle of wills? Or will their lack of personalities dull us into a collective snore?

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MISS BLAIR SAYS

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Dorota chronicles the rise of Blair Waldorf through Yale’s social infrastructure. As Blair swiftly moves in to crush her Yale social competition, Dorota carries out her dirty deeds. Their first big triumph occurs when Dorota becomes the new maid for the Dean of Student Affairs. She informs Blair that the Dean is cheating on his wife with the chair of the Yale Snowflake Ball, Katie Farkas, who has returned from Israel. Blair, always wanting to be in charge of the EVENT OF THE SEASON, has Dorota drug Katie and the Dean. They take risqué photos of the doped couple to use as bargaining tools. Not wanting to expose their relationship, Katie steps down from her post as chair and the Dean appoints Blair to head the Ball.

NELLY YUKI AND THE BITCHES OF BILLARD

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A fan favorite gets her shot at a lead! Proving that Tina Fey isn’t the only smart person on TV with fabulous glasses, Nelly Yuki takes on the greatest challenge in her life…turning the Bitches of Constance Billard into decent human beings. In an attempt to publish a thesis on the behavioral patterns of the Upper East Side elite, Nelly Yuki decides to document the night life adventures of Penelope Shafai, Hazel Williams, and Isabel Coates. Nelly Yuki becomes caught in a web of bitchery, deviousness, and hair-loss potion concocting. Only her super Asian smarts can keep her from succumbing to the temptation of becoming a second-string Blair Waldorf wannabe.

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SPARKS

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Georgina Sparks is back and she’s ready to throw down. After being sent to a boot camp, Georgina returns to New York City to wreak havoc on the people who put her there…Serena’s boobs!!!

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